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laying carpet

When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.
Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..

Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.
by joose206 June 1, 2012
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Laying Brick

A term used to describe heavy sexual activity; to rail; complete and absolute sexual toil
Dude, this chick was so horny, I was laying brick like a true champion until sunrise.
by El Guy November 18, 2005
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Layin' Boom

Defecating in large, continuous boluses while making your presence on the toilet known with loud flatulence.
These hamburgers are so juicy, and this salad is divine, but I know I'm going to be layin' boom at work tomorrow morning.
by PeanutButterDefense May 14, 2010
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Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone
3. A healthy bowel movement
Ex. 1

Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.

Taylor: Really? What's it called?

Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.

Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.

Ex. 2

Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"

Ex. 3

DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!

DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022
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Laying the Cables

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
by LadTrain July 28, 2010
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lazing

(verb) being lazing. used to say you are being lazing but of course that takes too much time and effort so you just say you are "lazing".
tom: dude why don't you change your profile pic, you've had it for three years!
john: dude... I'm lazing right now. Go away.
by dpwupam August 28, 2011
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lazin

A word used to describe when someone is lazy or jus chillin
NO I dont wanna go out 2nite, i jus feel like lazin around
by Brandon August 7, 2004
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