Lay Rubber
Lay Rubber by TH3W1R3D January 1, 2009
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Lay a Wien
The act of using ones wiener in sexual intercourse. Derived from the expression "I wouldn't lay a finger on (noun)", and its converse, "I would lay a finger on (noun)" The amount of "wien" to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (Note: When using numbers, the word "wien" is NOT pluralized to "wiens." It remains "wien." Also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)
I'd totally lay a wien on that chick.
I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.
I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.
I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.
I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.
Lay a Wien by African Tinkler August 4, 2010
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lay the towel down
I don't really worry about head week anymore, I just pull the plug and lay the towel down.
"dude that chick is DTF, but She just started her rag."
"its ok, just pull the plug and lay the towel down."
"dude that chick is DTF, but She just started her rag."
"its ok, just pull the plug and lay the towel down."
lay the towel down by thereal801 June 6, 2009
Lay an Omar
Lay an Omar by Phenominal Thunder February 11, 2010
Lay report
Lay reports (LRs) chronicle one's full-closes in his PUA journey. They are used to share information with others on the same path by detailing how they went from point A to point Bed.
Lay report by Smoothgame: We left the party together, and had a long awkward quite walk back to her apt. We got there still didnt say a word and proceeded to her room. i layed down on the bed and she turned on the tv and went to the bathroom to take off her nice clothes. We had already been making out before so i wasnt worried about first move.
She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night
She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night
Lay report by Dboy123 January 12, 2010
lay of the day
A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.
The first shit of the day.
The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
lay of the day by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006