lawn golf

played a lot like golf but with a tennis ball and objects to hit instead of a hole. Originated at Buena Vista University.

Follows the same rules as golf, but lawn golf is a lot more fun.

by BennyBVU September 14, 2008

lawn butter

What your best friend leaves on your grass after a night of drunken debauchery. Most often associated with raging teenage hormones and no quiet location in which to deposit the shower baby evidence.

Kevin is such a fag, he left lawn butter next to the tent.

by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006

lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.

Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

lawn shopping

taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night

My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.

by brankmank December 31, 2003

lawn mower

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.

The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.

by annomus8 June 3, 2011

lawn capping

the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments.

bro jump out the car n steal that fukin gnome... ud just be ill at lawn capping!!

by collegepointer May 28, 2009

Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019