lawn fairy

used in place of field fairy. referring to a soccer player.

can also be a gnome.

Bill: Did you see that soccer player yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah i saw the lawn fairy.

Jillian: My mother put a lawn fairy in the flower garden yesterday. I don't know why she likes them.

lawn fairy by lawl@urfais.cawm February 19, 2009

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lawn monkey

An illegal immigrant, especially from Mexico, working as a gardener.

Hey bro, lookie that ratty-ass pickup fulla lawn monkeys.

lawn monkey by Wordgasm September 3, 2003

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lawn darts

Term used by High Powered Rocket Enthusiast to refer to the state of the rocket when the parachute fails to deploy.
It is not a good position for your rocket and usually causes considerate amount of damage. Very cool to watch as long as it's not your rocket and you haven't spent alot of cash and months building it.

Phhhhhhsssst...rocket takes off....Beautiful flight
It starts to curve down
Amateur Rocketeer: #*%@ my "chute" didn't fire! All my rockets turn into lawn darts!
Hits the earth cone first at a high rate of speed
Spectator: Man! That was cool!!!!!

lawn darts by LeAnneC September 1, 2006

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Lawn Flossing

The act of giving oral sex to a Hairy Partner, and simultaneously getting your teeth flossed by their pubic hairs.

I once saw two hairy lesbians Lawn Flossing.
Some men like Lawn Flossing.

Lawn Flossing by The_TermPaper February 24, 2011

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lawn mowing shoes

Those special pair of shoes that you wear specifically for mowing your lawn. This is usually done to prevent your nice shoes from turning green. Lawn mowing shoes are usually a year or two old and are absolute shit.

Tom: "Better break out the lawn mowing shoes- lawn's getting bad again."

lawn mowing shoes by ObsidianTower October 17, 2012

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Lawn Mowing

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.

I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.

Lawn Mowing by The.Sharpie. May 27, 2017

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lawn waffle

what a dog's turd looks like after being run over by a lawn mower's wheel.

I made a fresh batch of lawn waffles today while mowing the yard.

lawn waffle by Wookie5150 November 4, 2009

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