Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare

A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.

Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.

Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)

by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023

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Laureling

When you’re in a group chat with more than 10 heads and someone tries to change the topic while in the middle of a discussion. Going off on a tangent, out of nowhere, talking about something completely unrelated to the topic at hand.

*group chat talking about the upcoming weekend plans or chicken nuggets*
Group member: “Guys, I just saw a squirrel”
Group: “Bro, why’re you Laureling”

“Dude, my professor totally laurel’ed today”

“Stacey laurel’d me after we smashed last night and asked me what we were”

by cfranky410 May 28, 2018

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Laurel and Hardy reasoning

Using the actions/mentality of "The Boys" as role models for ordinary daily living and/or social behavior, causing you to frequently make preposterous blunders that create chaos/humiliation to both yourself and any other unsuspecting unfortunates who happen to currently be in your general vicinity.

I don't get it --- I clearly explain to people about my Laurel and Hardy reasoning whenever they object/protest about my choices of everyday actions, but they always just roll their eyes at my innocent "Well, that's how 'The Duo' always performed this type of task in their films" excuse.

by QuacksO January 26, 2018

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Laurel Lance

Is a character in the show Arrow on CW. The main character Oliver Queen dates her before running off on a Yacht with her sister Sara. They are assumed dead when the yacht goes down in a storm. five years later Oliver is found alive and bring him back home. his father had killed himself to save Oliver and had begged Oliver to write his wrongs (he was a millionaire) and Oliver becomes the Arrow. Laurel then decides to join Oliver on his mission and becomes the Canarie.

Hey look its Laurel Lance the Hero of Star city, the canarie.

by Cale1 February 25, 2020

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