free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

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A lady's genitals

"I am going to shake my lettuce"

I am going to urinate in the lavatory

by Ged December 9, 2003

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devils lettuce

Why its weed of course, you know, marijuana. Gets ya fucked up...like if lucifer himself were to stop by and toss your salad....

shit! this weed is the devils lettuce!

by SuperScooter March 1, 2009

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a bro's definition of hair, to keep this lettuce fresh you must "ice it"(wash it)

Bro1: dude sweet lettuce

Bro2: dude i know this shit is iced

by KingOfTheBros May 9, 2010

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Flesh Lettuce

the vagina, the leaf like part of the inner labia, but not nasty like meat curtains or roast beef, randos do not have flesh lettuce

"I am going to buff my girls flesh lettuce"

by salty mcboot May 15, 2007

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Frosted Lettuce

A hairstyle favored by gay men and metrosexuals featuring highlighted or lightened tips, most often accompanied by copious quantaties of hair product.

Hey, I think that dude in the pink sweater with the frosted lettuce is gay!

by Heather G. and Jay L. December 28, 2008

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