laptop dancing

Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!

Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!

Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!

laptop dancing by aus-philologist February 22, 2011

Laptop effect 

Same as the Iphone effect, but with a laptop.

guy 1: "Guys, save the table while I'm going to get some food."
(while waiting, one friend takes out their laptop to fill the blank, then another, then another)
(the other comes back, sits, feels awkward because of the silence)
guy 1: "Ah, that laptop effect is killing the conversation, just stop!"

Laptop effect by lait_au_chocolat January 27, 2010

laptop dumping 

when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.

It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping

laptop dumping by jake burrito July 9, 2010

Laptop Money 

Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.

Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?

Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!

Laptop Money by TeeJay5 July 20, 2010

laptop brawling 

when there are more then one persons with laptop using wifi

many people laptop brawl at starbucks.

today i went to starbucks and was laptop brawling with hella people

laptop brawling by rocket man123 November 26, 2010

Laptop Cock-Block 

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

Laptop Cock-Block by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

Laptop Lunch 

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

Laptop Lunch by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012