Laptop Sweatshop

An office made up of low level, low pay white-collar workers who are forced to review applications and edit word documents on laptop computers all day with no break or free time from work. Most Laptop Sweatshop employees work under a deadline or quota that does not permit any conversation or breaks on the job. Laptop Sweatshops require constant overtime and require the employee to take the Laptop home in order to do more required work.

Bobby works at a Laptop Sweatshop reviewing applications all day, and is not allowed to talk to his coworkers or take a lunch break at his job.

by Kirihitos August 1, 2008

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

laptop legs

The feeling you get when your laptop feels like it's melting into your legs..

Dude I've got laptop legs right now.

by 337G March 24, 2011

Laptop Stomp

when you shit on the keyboard of a laptop and then close it causing spread of shit everywhere.

If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.

My teacher gave me an F so I decided to laptop stomp on his laptop.

I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp

by RalphsNakedButt December 9, 2021

Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

by r1xelf August 26, 2022

Laptop Expat

The annoying expat who constantly post pictures of themselves working on their laptop by the beach, nature or a cafe in some remote third world country, usually very pale skin, malnourished and spotting a manbun with a cup of soy latte, and portraying themselves as successful carefree individual living the life.

See that hippie laptop expat over there? He said he's a dropshipper.

by anonymous August 16, 2021

Cactus with a laptop

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.

Friends of mine:

Cactus with a book

Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil

Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023