lanky

to be a lanky, one must demonstrate an excessive quantity of either or all of the three A’s. a willingness to provide unreciprocated Admiration, Assistance, or Attention, to a female in some shape or form.

Did you see that guy begging me to let him do my homework? He’s such a lanky.

by ishallruletheworld August 11, 2021

Lanky Flakes

The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!

Lanky Flakes is good cereal!

by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017

big dumb lanky idiot

The hottest and D A N K E S T person ever.

I wanna be a big dumb lanky idiot.

by its olive May 31, 2018

Skanky Lanky

Someone who’s over the age of 30 who comes into your DMs who you don’t wanna talk too, also known as a pedophile

Friend #1: Did you hear about the Skanky Lanky on the tv?
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles

by No Skanky Lankys Allowed June 1, 2020

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023

lanky lennard

One might think it is hard to become a lanky Lennard. Some people dream of it. But not everyone achieves a lanky status.

Hey lanky Lennard. You're tall af boi

by Lankydoodle August 14, 2017

Lanky-Janky

Something you say when you have no other words for something exceptionally long, weird, nerdy, dubious, or unreliable.

Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023