land mine

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine

Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.

by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009

Landmines

A bomb inside the ground

Landmines in Cambodia

by mickeymouse2146 May 31, 2011

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

landmines

America's Border Solution

Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!

Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!

by WhiteAmerican777 May 13, 2010

Landline

A old ass phone. Something you dont want.ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE DIAL UP.

Who the fuck still uses a landline?

by DanTheMan0001 December 8, 2022

land mine

The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl.

by TheRealSlimAnus August 20, 2010

Landmines

Usually refers to a huge bitch with no neck. She's so fat that her body meets her chin which leaves no room for her neck. These types of HUGE bitches can be found within a group of hot chicks ready to Cockblock anytime anywhere. Be aware of Landmines, they're extremely dangerous.

ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.

Yo look at that hot piece of ass!!
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"

"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"

by GinoGambino September 27, 2011