by ilovesparky September 24, 2020
Get the big dumb lanky idiot mug.
A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes in barmy stories that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days and of course it’s possible for an inaminate object to move against the tide.
Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.
Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.
by MB_NB July 09, 2023
A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes everything that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.
by MB_NB July 09, 2023
by Diivition May 28, 2022
Someone who’s over the age of 30 who comes into your DMs who you don’t wanna talk too, also known as a pedophile
Friend #1: Did you hear about the Skanky Lanky on the tv?
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles
by No Skanky Lankys Allowed June 01, 2020
Lankiest Person to ever step on the planet. If you don't wish on her birthday (25 March) she'll strangle u with her long lanky legs. She also has a worm in her house and she is just. Lanky like coconut
by Rotutu.co.uk March 25, 2022