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bitch lane

The merge lane to a highway or limited access road where bitches chicken out and stop completely instead of hitting the gas and merging properly.
He almost caused a 4 car pileup by stopping in the bitch lane.
by kherald May 16, 2021
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Shawn Lane

Powers of Ten was a masterful album with the soul and imagination of an angel.

RIP Shawn Lane. We all miss you.
by AIM-54_Phoenix July 18, 2009
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jim lahey special

the type of whiskey jim lahey drinks on the canadian tv show "trailer park boys" the actually name for the drink is alberta premium a 100% canadian rye whiskey
thomas - hey bi ,i got a quart alberta premium to drink tonight eh?
james - oh yea got the jim lahey special on the go eh?
thomas - oh yea
by tommy1245 April 17, 2010
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lane lag fag

Those "Special" people, who usually drive beamers and volvos and lexus and saabs that can do anyting they want in traffic.
They hold people up in the turn lanes and cause people to miss lights. They cause people to block intersections and miss turns because they never pull completely up to the intersections or or the car in front of them when waiting for the signal.
These people also seem to be completely oblivious to the frustration and angst they cause others while endangering those same others lives.
Bubba got rear-ended by a truck while waiting for a lane lag fag to clear the intersection. Had he not had to wait the extra 30 seconds for the LLF to pull up to the intersection he's have given the truck ample room to stop. The LLF wore an appauled look as he pulled off, thankful that he was not rear-ended by the apparent bad driver behind him. After all he just got his new volvo with his promotion to team moron at Microsoft.
by Stan West April 18, 2005
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lacey mosley

The totally, awesome talented singer of the band Flyleaf.

Throughout her earlier years, she was an outspoken atheist. At age ten, she began dabbling in drugs, and at thirteen fell into it even worse. "I was trying to figure out who I was and anything to separate me from my family, or to separate me from my situation at home was good to me," Mosley said. "It was like a warzone going home."

When she was fourteen years old, she received a bass guitar for Christmas and began playing Nirvana and Green Day songs with her brother who played guitar.

At sixteen, Mosley was kicked out of her home after a fight with her mother involving the police, and moved to Gulfport, Mississippi to live with her grandparents. There she attended high school and joined a band that was in need of a bass player. She went on to sing for the band, and picked up guitar so she could write her own songs.

During that same year, she went through bouts of depression and had suicidal tendencies. "I lost my boyfriend, I lost my brothers and sisters that I watched every day, and I lost my drugs that I did. I really felt like that was the end," she said. "So I decided to kill myself the next day." After her grandmother forced her to go to church, Mosley experienced something supernatural that brought her to God. "My life totally changed after that."

"I used to be in a really negative band, and that seemed to almost fuel my emptiness because that's what the songs were about." After a while, she quit the band and began playing by herself.

After visiting her mother in Arlington, she formed a new band and ended up staying in the town rather than returning to Mississippi. Eventually, they disbanded and Mosley moved to Temple, Texas where she met drummer James Culpepper. They began writing songs with Lacey on guitar as they searched for a bass player. Eventually, Jared Hartmann and Sameer Bhattacharya called Lacey and asked if she would like to audition for their band, Sporos. She ended up not getting the spot.

Later on, Sporos broke up, and Jared and Sameer joined James and Lacey in a band called Listen. They went through two bass players before they found Pat Seals and became Passerby. In June of 2004, the band changed their name to Flyleaf.

(courtesy wikipedia)

She grew up in my neighborhood and is a legend in herself among us.

Sadly, many poseurs see "I'm so sick" on MTV and immediately adopt flyleaf as the "BEST BAND EVER!LYK OMG!!1!!1"
MTV: Here is flyleaf, I'm so sick, which we have always been playing flyleaf, we are totally punk rock, 'cuz we play miss murder and Wingsof a butterfly.... Yeah.... Rock on..Lacey Mosley will be in our studio this friday, everyone knows she loves MTV.

Me: *Slowly pulls out knife*
by Ailidh July 7, 2006
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Misti Lane Spencer Abbott

Are you pulling a Misti Lane Spencer Abbott?
by Abbyfaith October 30, 2008
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Lanee

If you ever come in contact with a Lanee, keep her. She’s a person that’ll stay will you until the end. A soulmate, and very very beautiful.
Lanee is my best friend. And I wouldn’t trade her for anything in the world.
by Your best friend of 4 years <3 January 13, 2021
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