warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008

Black Label

An exclusive and expensive product or a much improved version of it

Ifi Audio brand products have their "Black Label" versions which are much more powerful (and expensive) than normal versions and offer better results

by StardockMW December 20, 2019

Black Label

Made by Molson Brewery( the people that make molson canadian) It's amazingly good canadian beer but people feel the need to bash it cuz it's cheap. Can be bought in cans or in 10% alcohol 40 ouncers for less than 5 bucks.
-not to be confused with big bear, lucky's or other equally shitty cheap beer.

I can't believe I just got sloshed for less than 10 bucks! And Black Label tastes better than that expensive beer that stupid people waste their money on too! (would be said with many slurrs due to drinking two 40s)

by Bleo July 20, 2008

the realest label

Shady Records...Ja Rule can't step.

Obie, D-Twizzie, G-Unit, 50, we the realest fuckin' label fo' sho'.

by Nick D March 21, 2003

white label

when you jizz on a bottle of black label

hey did you hear about the time natasha white labelled in front of nick?

by vishsickle June 12, 2011

black label

a skateboard company that makes pretty nice boards.

I got a new Black Label board yesterday, its really sick.

by Z-Rock April 20, 2006

major label

Corporate theives who get 10% of any artist's salary for "breakage"- a term that was once defined as records that would break (cars stolen, crashed etc) but now exists only in theory as cds dont break when a driver goes over a pot hole.

Major labels suck.

by qupert November 4, 2003