emeril lagasse

man who knows how to kick food up a notch

as i was walking the streets last night i mistakenly ran into a strange man named emeril lagasse

by leona May 21, 2005

Lasso

The act of mounting a girl and spraying your offspring-glue onto her chesticles.

"Yo, I lassoed her last night in someone's front lawn."

"Dude, I'm calling the cops."

by The Wyld Stallyn April 7, 2010

Lasshole

Someone who thinks they're the greatest but is a dud. Has a hard time deciding what color underwear to put on. Has a harder time differentiating whether they're just an asshole or homosexual which is accepted in most parts of the world today.

example : to lash out ; be upset about something
example : put name here is being an asshole today
example : tally called logan an asshole for making molly cry
example : logan was an asshole in so many ways but kind in a few which makes him a lasshole

lasshole is an asshole
lasshole can be surprisingly kind
lasshole is a closet homosexual

by SGT.UNsweet January 30, 2008

lamassu

Babylonian protective demon with a bull's body, eagle's wings, and a human head.

During the Neo-Assyrian Empire (c.883-612), large monumental bulls, often with wings and always with human heads, were placed as gateway guardians at the entrances of royal palaces like Khorsabad and Nineveh. The general idea behind them was that they warded off evil.

They combine the strength of a bull, the freedom of an eagle, and the intelligence of a human being Usually, they have five legs.

-Who was that on the phone?

-Ali. She said she was in California and she saw a building with lamassus on the roof.

-You think she was high?

-Most definitely.

by Lez-be-friends January 26, 2010

stink lasso

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".

Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>

by Daniel San April 9, 2006

fat lass

A fat obesse woman that she feels that she is hot or fucking attractive.

Damn mate, I can't stand Tess holiday , she's a fucking fat lass.

by lazypast33 May 19, 2016

Lassie Licks

When a girl spreads peanut butter on her vagina and lets her dog lick it. EWWW.

Amber says: "Omg, girl, I am so horny but I'm wearing this chastity ring!"

Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"

by aj/dg October 9, 2008