Kwong

An Annoyance, a nuisance

My, your son is quite a Kwong! I suggest you burn his pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

Kwongatong

The name for a Chinkglish boy who rolls on the floor whilst playing guitar. Attracted to Gingers and Russians.

I hate that stupid chink who rolls on the floor..., yeha thats him, whats his name? Kwongatong... Ahh what a cunt.

by Eminus Kwong December 12, 2008

listen to me, kwong

Kwong is sitting next to me.

Are you in the fridge?

by Alan Lam August 24, 2003

Kwontest

A contest that only asians would enter, including rubik's cube races, rice eating competitions, and most math contests

Ya, I didnt belong in that place at all. It was a complete kwontest, I was the only white guy there.

by TwelveGage June 16, 2008

Kwondite

(n.) A person (often a female) who tries unnaturally hard to impress potential mates by posting multiple flirtatious videos and pictures on social networking sites. The person will often do things such as sing or post inspiring quotes in these pictures and videos to make it seem like they are attractive.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh Girl 3 is such a kwondite.
Girl 2: I know. All she does is vlog and sing on youtube and post inspiring quotes on Facebook every 2 hours.

by 13243546576879809089995674392 July 8, 2012

Kwonita

A person who is clumsy and falls down the stairs twice a day. Even though they are crazy you still love them no matter what stupid things they do

I was walking and all of a sudden I see Kwonita falling down the stairs

by Spicycow23 February 11, 2015

Kwonk

An annoying neighbor in the Rust video game

A kwonk created a base near me

by EvilGramps September 22, 2020