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kool-aid man

a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business
the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by stan February 16, 2005
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kool nut

The practice of saturating ones balls in a pint of kool aid for 5-10 minutes, allowing the scrotum to absorb the delicous flavor. It is then customary to invite the bitches to pleasure themselves upon your flavorful sack. Right as you are about to bust your nut you scream "OH YEAH" and ram your penis full throtle down the womans asophogus, and procede to release your load. This will often result in an orgasm.
It took about 15 minutes of saturation, but it was worth the kool nut i busted down her unsuspecting throat.
by yogzula July 2, 2008
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kool moe dee

Braggadocious emcee from Harlem with incredible lyrics and an even more incredible vocabulary. Born Mohandes Dewese, Kool Moe Dee used to kick mad routines with The Treacherous 3 in the early 80's. He is credited with inventing the speed rap (The Treacherous 3 & Spoonie Gee "The New Rap Language") and popularizing freestyling (New Year's Battle with Busy Bee in December '81). After going solo with his single "Turn It Up" and releasing his debut album "I'm Kool Moe Dee", Moe Dee regularly worked with mega-producer Teddy Riley and made great fashion statements with his leather suits and giant blind man shades.

Kool Moe Dee is most famous for his phenomenal battles with Busy Bee, Run-D.M.C. (alongside Special K on the seminal rap television show "Graffiti Rock"), and, most of all, LL Cool J. Ignorant suckas like to say that LL won the battle with "Jack The Ripper". However, Moe Dee lyrically eviscerated LL with "Let's Go" and "Death Blow". Needless to say, Kool Moe Dee was never much of a commercial mainstay. Nevertheless, Kool Moe Dee has had major hits with "Wild Wild West", "How Ya Like Me Now", "They Want Money", and "I Go To Work". Recently, he dropped the "e" in "Moe" and wrote a book called "There's A God On The Mic: The True 50 Greatest MC's", where he put himself at number 5 behind Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One, Rakim, and Melle Mel. Although never humble, Kool Moe Dee knows what he's talking about. He is one of rap's first deep lyricists, he has battle skills like no one else, and if you want an example of real, unadulterated hip-hop, especially from back in the day, then... KOOL MOE DEE IS THE BEST TO LISTEN TO!
"Whoever said rap is not work is ludacris.
Whoever said it must be new to this.
When you hear me,
You'll compare me
To a prophet for profit, not merely
Writing extra rhymes for recreation.
Each rhyme's a dissertation.
You wanna know my occupation?
I get paid to rock the nation."
-"I Go To Work"

Oh, and Moe Dee did not bite Spyder D's "How Ya Like Me Now."
by some punk kid February 10, 2005
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Kool-aid smile

A smile that is so big, that all your teeth show, and it looks like you are the happiest kid on Earth.
On Christmas, the girl was so happy that she had a kool-aid smile.
by jaaaayr December 22, 2010
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kool-aid

The universal drink of the ghetto.
comes in many flavors such as grape, cherry, blueberry etc, but known to the ghetto natives as red, purple etc.

also used as a slang term to describe a situation.
You all up in my kool-aid and don't even know the flavor.

What kind of kool-aid do you want?...
ummm...red
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
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Kool Beanz

A phrase meaning something is very cool.

Kool Beanz became very popular after the movie Hot Rod, Staring Andy Samberg, where the Techno remix of Kool Beanz is used.
"I just pwned this nub on Counter Strike"

"Kool Beanz"
by SF Vega June 1, 2009
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