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downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.
Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.
by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020
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Klondike Bar

A Klondike Bar is when a black top takes whoever he plans on having sex out into the snow or cold during the winter naked. He then forces them to bare the cold and pleasure him, the thought of frostbite and hypothermia keep the bottom from taking his time meaning the top never has to worry about blue balls, except from the freezing conditions. The top when finished jizzes onto himself and his partners bare skin and returns inside to the warmth. The klondike bar part comes in from the fact the black dude is most likely now frozen and had a creamy center that is now on both members of the sexual act
"DaQuan gave Jordan a nice Klondike Bar one night in January"
by felix109 January 6, 2017
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Klondiking

a sexual act when one person with a mustache has performed a bumpkin on the other, makes quick haste with a rimjob, and they proceed to make out while there are poop crusties dangling as if icicles from mustache.
Me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
by stargazer872 January 3, 2019
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afro klondike

staying up all night to do your college work.
Tina is being an Afro klondike lately.
by George afroklondike December 5, 2013
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National Klondike Bar Day

November 23- Celebrate National Klondike Bar Day by eating your favorite Klondike Bar!
I'm eating a Heath Klondike Bar for National Klondike Bar Day!
by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020
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Klondike bar

When you nut inside a black girl and proceed to eat her out
Carson: I gave this bitch a Klondike bar last night

Jason: That's so hot.
by MentallyMason February 5, 2018
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Klondike

A discriminatory term or nickname for white males with blonde hair. They aren’t gay but frequently gets a pole in the hole.
Go away Klondike, I don’t like you!

Hey, your acting like a real Klondike right now.
by TheAntiKlondike June 10, 2024
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