Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.

1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.

by PMax February 24, 2008

kentucky doorbell

To drive up to someone's house or apartment and proceed to honk the horn until they come out, rather than going to all the trouble of exiting the vehicle and going to the door.

Cletus across the street had a friend that would ring the Kentucky doorbell each morning at 5:00 am. I say "had" because me and my tire iron had a little chat with him.

by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006

Kentucky plug

Sticking your thumb in an Orifice, after having a large load blow up in you face

Brandon Herrera wanted the Kentucky plug so Scott gave it to him!

by Wy Belk May 20, 2021

Kentucky Crockpot

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin

I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.

by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

the kentucky thumb

When you're getting hot and heavy with a girl and she starts her period so sticking your thumb up her vagina to stop the bleeding.

I was starting to have sex with a girl off tinder when she suddenly started her period, I gave the the Kentucky thumb and let her give me head instead.

by SSGBB May 20, 2021

Kentucky ballistic

When your gun explodes and you put your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Scott: Yesterday I had a Kentucky ballistic

by IdidNOTtellHERmatt August 7, 2021

Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.

I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020