Kelsey

A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!

Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"

Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"

by Big Jeff22334455 July 18, 2011

Kelsey

A name for a girl who is very shady, and backstabbing. She'll say she's your best friend, but then try and ruin a relationship between you and your boyfriend. Kelsey usually will tell one boy she's dating him and keep two on the side for backup, in case her current boy isn't keeping her happy. Kelsey usually updates her profiles saying how "ugly" or "lonely" she is just so she can get the attention of others. Kelsey will also flirt with other boys when one of her boyfriends isn't around so she can feel like she's "loved". Usually has more friends than she can count, but still for some reason feels lonely, and also makes everything more dramatic then it seems.

So, I'm dating Kelsey now!

Yeah, you and three other guys...

by Wizard Ashyton August 6, 2011

Kelsey

Fat.

I'm as confused as an uneatable cake.. Must be a "Kelsey".

If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.

Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!

by Who ate all the PIES!? Kelsey. July 29, 2011

Kelsey

A common boring name. Normally if you meet one. Their bitchy, nagging, probably have a huge nose, nasty hair, cheat on their boyfriend(s) with atleast 100+ guys, and two faced. Stay away from Kelsey's.

Hey did you see Kelsey at that party with him?
No, but I just seen her with a different guy.

by Thatguy18 September 8, 2010

Kelsey

a fucking bitch, cant get over her ex boyfriend

Wow, she broke into his house again. Kelsey move.

by okay brothrnrtjhkfgh December 21, 2016

Kelsey

Girl who loves extensions fake tan and eyelashes
Works in Primark and calls it graft with her 8 hours a week
Loves leather jackets air forces and sinners
Usually see her around felling with backtated hair
Also has a thing for boys named connor

Kelsey crane from the felling lyk

by B3thkay July 20, 2015

Kelsey

She pretty and ratchet at the same time! Works really hard and makes inappropriate jokes with her coworkers and boss. Don't give her a task like putting laundry away because she will forget about it. She is amazing at sports. She can only do one thing at a time so don't give her to much to do!

She is so pretty, must be Kelsey.
She forgot again, what are we gonna do with Kelsey

by Omgareyoukiddingme November 6, 2017