Kayden

An act of masturbation secretly done while communicating with a person(s) and they're completely unaware.

Phone convo:
Mario: I'm reading the superficial haha.
Alexa: Mhm...yeah (is touching herself)
Mario: Wow these celebrity people are stupid...
Alexa: Yea..mmm..(still touching herself, trying to be as silent as possible)
Mario: I love the dude that writes this stuff, he's hilarious!
Alexa: Ha..mmhm.(remaining silent as can be, cums and finishes
the Kayden)
Alexa: So...um..what ya doing now? hehe.

by Sisy June 4, 2008

Kayden

A pussy punk bitch who sucks ass at fortnite

He is such a kayden.

by Guwop Pop June 17, 2018

Kayden

A gay bitch that eats Donald trump penis

Bitch you be like Kayden

by Lol xD💩 October 2, 2018

Kayden

Kayden is a dude that just genuinely sucks at everything he does

“Kayden sucks.”
“Yeah I know right.”

by Eden108 January 13, 2019

Kayden

Kayden is a very untrusted and is highly likely to be a drug dealer

Can Kayden pass me some of that stuff

by L u c k y February 16, 2020

kaydance

A hot type of person with big boobs. They love older and younger guys. Kaydance's will dress hot and have soft gorgeous hair.

Kaydance is the type of person who is going to grow up to work in a law firm and pay people to have sex with her because her husband is not good enough.

Kaydance goes with Dylan or Will so they would make a great couple.
If you know a kaydance make sure to kiss her on the cheek they are very affectionate.

Kaydance is very very hot

by kaydancebournerocks August 28, 2016

Kayden Church

A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.

Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...

Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.

Person 1:Oh shit.

by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012