krolismus

krolismus is an sect-like movement led by Babushka Krolia.
it is the successor to communism. only more like an bsolute dictatorship
common actions as an follower are 1. burning cats 2. gifting everything in one´s possesion to the sect leader 3. devotion one´s life to 100% to the sect leader. 4. harassing elderly folk and 5. stealing food

everyone in this sect seems brainwashed. like Ninso112 the headpriest of this sect. he is formerly known as hba112, an good and honest chemical professional. he helped everyone, he sacrificed everything so his surroundings could flourish. now everything he does is enforcing the teachings of Babushka Krolia. even going so far to abandon his own former life.
the 3rd in command in this mafia like structure is Kirden89. he is the right hand man of ninso112 and the worst kind of henchman anyone can ever imagine. HE is the man for the dirty work. about is former life is next to nothing known.

according to rumours he was bioengineered by ninso112 with his own DNA as the founding.

everyone that ever joined them, NEVER leaved them.....
take this as a warning.....

A: Something is wrong with René these days.
B: ...didn´t you hear he joined the Krolismus...
A: *confused pikachu

by Krolia May 23, 2020

karolinamaximoff

This is a beautiful segsy person that everyone knows and loves. Her videos are so cool you wanna be friends with her so bad.

“Omg did you see karolinamaximoff’s new tiktok? She’s so cool! She’s so hot and funny I can’t believe she lives on the same planet as me!”

by megasharty March 30, 2021

Karelism

Karelism is a retarded ideology of kids, approximately inbetween 9-11 years old. It worships the 'God' or Fuhrer' named Karel. Karel is also known as "State Hollandia Mapping" with his mapping youtube channel with almost 1 thousand subscribers. His fans and followers usually greet him with a phrase 'Heil Karel!'

A: Hey, look, Karel is online!
B: Heil Karel!
A: Heil Karelism!

by fake009 June 1, 2021

Karoline matilde

Karoline Matilde is the best person ever. She has an amazing sense of style and is the prettiest girl. She makes you laugh and be in a good mood.

Karoline Matilde is the best person ever. She has an amazing sense of style and is the prettiest girl. She makes you laugh and be in a good mood.

by Mari07w1 November 16, 2021

Kārlis

A funny, very genuine and heart-felt person with a steely hard to penetrate exterior. A genuine hunk or a man with piercingly sexy eyes, supple yet hard butt, lucios hair and a generous package that is always on standby. He likes to play ir dumb to keep it simple, but behind the dumb facade is a mind of philosophy and truly hard to grasp concepts that he subtly likes to hide. If you're his friend, family member or someone dear, you'll be showered with more love than you can handle, he will be humble and modest and love you till the end of time, but, God forbid you get on his bad side, he is will make your life a living hell if you have wronged him enough, although he prefers to things quickly and efficiently so beware of his deadpan stare.

1.Why can't you be more manly and caring like Karlis? He treats his woman right unlike you!

2. I saw Kārlis in gray sweatpants yesterday, I had to go buy three boxes of tissues to contain my wetness, his fat package was ginormous.

by Mr.whitter November 21, 2021

Karlis

A strong man of Eastern European descent, a caring friend but will beat the shit out of your worst enemy. A true sigma male which is hard on the outside and soft on the inside like gooey caramel chocolate. Karlis is an ass man. Very bootylicious. His cake is unrivalled and out of this world. Best not stand too close behind him ladies or you’ll risk getting booped to Jupiter.

That guy’s booty is bombastic, he must be a Karlis

by Pistachio Champagne November 2, 2021

Karlis

They are the definition of manlyness, romance & humor and modesty. Almost always are taken or married. Their piercing look and subtle smile brings goosebumps to whomever dares to look at them, they are irresistible to anyone they sets their sights on, yet, they are never pushy about beginning relationships. They have a hard, steely and difficult to penetrate exterior, hence their small and usuay tight knit friend groups, but the people they do let in describe it as being in a elegant yet safe castle filled with off-white brand cannons and guards wearing Gucci suits. They often like to be silly and unserious, but it's usually only a facade that hides their true overthinking tendencies. They're often people that have gone through a lot of hurdles in their life, that have shaped them to become wise and reserved, so getting them to be overly emotional or excited is about as easy as scaling Mt. Everest without any gear, possible but highly improbable. They like to be silent guardians and not get involved with drama and like to settle things either as quickly as possible or avoid them altogether. At the end of the day, if a Karlis loves you, he will go to the moon and back for you and do everything he can to make you feel fulfilled, as they have many selfless attributes that makes them great dads and husbands. If you have a Karlis in your life, never let him go, as finding a better replacement will be about as probable as finding a McDonald's with a working ice cream machine.

I can't believe Karlis got together with Adela instead of me, I envy her with every fiber of my being.

Why can't I just do these things as effortlessly as Karlis??

Met up with Karlis today, made my whole day!

by Mr.whitter November 21, 2021