A boy or man with a crazy height and huge hands. His handwriting is horrid, never let him in a business where you have to write. He has a FAT ass nose. He's such a bully and thinks everybody wants him.
Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*
Person: Can you write this paper for me?
Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*
Person: Can you write this paper for me?
Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
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Kristopher is typically a male name meaning “bearer of Christ.”
This is the type of guy who will drive 12 hours just to see you. Always gives flowers. Never stops loving you or treating you right. Opens the door, always. Calm and gentle in demeanor, but will bite your head off if you try to mess with him or the people he loves.
Very smart and educated. Super funny, the kind of funny that makes you laugh until you cry. Exceptionally charming and charismatic. Typically, Kristophers have sexy dark features with deep, majestic eyes. He has the personality of a salesman, meaning you’ll never run out of things to talk about.
If Kristopher feels too long, Kris is your next best option… or Papa Krees if you’re feeling bold.
Kristopher is typically a male name meaning “bearer of Christ.”
This is the type of guy who will drive 12 hours just to see you. Always gives flowers. Never stops loving you or treating you right. Opens the door, always. Calm and gentle in demeanor, but will bite your head off if you try to mess with him or the people he loves.
Very smart and educated. Super funny, the kind of funny that makes you laugh until you cry. Exceptionally charming and charismatic. Typically, Kristophers have sexy dark features with deep, majestic eyes. He has the personality of a salesman, meaning you’ll never run out of things to talk about.
If Kristopher feels too long, Kris is your next best option… or Papa Krees if you’re feeling bold.
Wait, who’s the best boyfriend ever? Oh, that’s Kristopher.
Who’s that guy treating his fiancée so well? Oh yeah, his name is Kristopher.
Wow, I think Kristopher is going to be the best husband to his supper beautiful wife!
Who’s that guy treating his fiancée so well? Oh yeah, his name is Kristopher.
Wow, I think Kristopher is going to be the best husband to his supper beautiful wife!
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After screwing him over several times now, Dallas was left in the middle if nowhere all the sudden. They were victims of adirty kristofor
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