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Klondike

An individual who is scared to perform an action.
An individual who is stupid or oblivious.
Stop being such a klondike dude, now let's jump out of this plane!
by P0opF4rt May 26, 2021
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Klondiking

A sexual act that contains two men with mustaches. One man performs a bumpkin and the other guy does a rimjob on him right after while the poop is still hot. He accepts the poop into his mouth. the guy who didn't just Eat ass gives the other a blow job, keeping the cum in his mouth. They make out and mesh the two together, creating a Klondike bar.
me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
by stargazer872 January 3, 2019
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Klondike

A discriminatory term or nickname for white males with blonde hair. They aren’t gay but frequently gets a pole in the hole.
Go away Klondike, I don’t like you!

Hey, your acting like a real Klondike right now.
by TheAntiKlondike June 10, 2024
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Klondike Bar

A Klondike Bar is when a black top takes whoever he plans on having sex out into the snow or cold during the winter naked. He then forces them to bare the cold and pleasure him, the thought of frostbite and hypothermia keep the bottom from taking his time meaning the top never has to worry about blue balls, except from the freezing conditions. The top when finished jizzes onto himself and his partners bare skin and returns inside to the warmth. The klondike bar part comes in from the fact the black dude is most likely now frozen and had a creamy center that is now on both members of the sexual act
"DaQuan gave Jordan a nice Klondike Bar one night in January"
by felix109 January 6, 2017
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downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.
Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.
by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020
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Be a Klondike

Being a Klondike is as simple as being abused.
"Hey Bob, how've you been?"
"Idk man, living with Jacksfilms has really left me to Be a Klondike."
by Tchxikovsky July 2, 2018
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National Klondike Bar Day

November 23- Celebrate National Klondike Bar Day by eating your favorite Klondike Bar!
I'm eating a Heath Klondike Bar for National Klondike Bar Day!
by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020
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