Kia

a fat ass bitch who eats to many burgers and e-dates
You heard how kia catfished grounded? Crazy.
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Kia

God overpowering all of us. Humanity’s destruction
Me: wait is that Kia?
Cc: yeah
Me: oh no
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imma kias ion even know what you tb
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Kia

n. A smol silver/grey haired neko with class plus sass at the age of 21 and most importantly extreme self pride. Despite her prideful efforts, people often fail to acknowledge that she too is also a woman. She is just as much as involved in her hubris, as much as she is involved in her neko side as well as her neko habits. What do you mean she doesn't have neko traits?!

She has cat ears for crying out loud! Her tail however....That's actually a mystery. But people should still love her regardless. Males specifically. They are so quick to back off when they find a woman like her. Also she likes red. So if you see this lovely 3 inch woman, give her a rose and see how the smol cat reacts.
Ex.1:

Boyfriend: Hi my name is Boyfriend and this is my jerk of a failed Quinder Date, Kia

Kia: WTF did you just call me?! It's not my fault you were afraid to hookup with me!

Boyfriend: See? This is why I don't like her.

Ex.2:

Kia: Hey Lia. I'm feeling cat-ish. Can I lay on your lap.

Lia: Of course, Kia!

Kia: Thanks.
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Kia

Brave, funny her soulmate starts with an N
lightskin
sexy and kind
what's kia like ?
she is soo kind
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soulmate starts with an N three letters
sexy and a leader
don't mistreat her or she will end you
caring
who is kia ?
she's a caring girl
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Kias is a big hugger and a kind soul. At times he may switch to an alter ego where you may be challenged by big dick energy. That is not for consumption. Keep Kias out your mouth and especially away from children. We love Big Daddy Kias.
Big Boy Kias is on a mad one today lads. He just squashed an infant under his boot with ease!
by The UK's Messiah April 13, 2020
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