Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016

Jurassic waterslide

While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.

My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.

by MagicRat April 19, 2018

Jurassic Park

Great movie. Its about these people that cant FUCKING GET A SINGLE FUCKING DINOSAUR DONE ACCURATE.

Welcome to Jurassic Park. We have fucked up Pop Culture

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Jurassic Park

A code word used by a male specimen to indicate that he in fact has an erection.

Girl: What is that bulge coming from your pants?

Guy: JURASSIC PARK

by Shape Expert July 5, 2017

Jurassic Flappers

A cat's wings, simply put.

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021

Jurassic Slayer

A Jurassic Slayer are gamers who dress homeless and ride skate board around basketball parks. To identify one you will see them wearing leather boots and odd tops. There food diet is strawberry laces … and that's it. He is also part of the sus squad. They are normally considered TheCrafterKid since they are cunts trying to impress hella bitches. They will go on omegle and thinks its tinder but online. If they catch a glisp of a girl they will become Chris Evans but look homeless and smell like cheese puffs

boy: "ew Jurassic Slayer"
Jurassic Slayer: *starts stomping and breathing in boys face*
boy: "go away"
Jurassic Slayer: " puts leather boots on and throws skateboard*

by andrew brown jr June 30, 2021

Jurassic Parkin

When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.

Yo we goin to this side show or what?

Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.

by Shiesty76 October 16, 2012