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Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
mugGet the Jewish Juicermug.

Juicer

Someone who uses someone else’s phone till the battery dies and then uses someone else’s phone without charging it.
by Co01_dUde October 23, 2018
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Juicer

by Nubb Gang June 17, 2021
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Juicer

Aww shit I think I just had a juicer!
by Beaverborg July 7, 2019
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pimp juicer

the act of a person being with two or more people but still single. derived from , "pimp juice running through my veins."
"damn that guys a pimp juicer." he's with so many women right now.
by Aredal July 11, 2010
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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
mugGet the Joaquin's Jizz Juicermug.
It’s when one’s skin is raw from grinding it on the ground then inserts finger in others butt whole until they spray juices out of their butt
Bartholomew: where’s Jamal?
Ben: I heard a he’s giving Layla a raw dog finger blast butt juicer
by Mango_witdaBBL June 25, 2025
mugGet the Raw dog finger blast butt juicermug.

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