The Judas Ejaculate

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax
I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.
by Wise and experienced June 02, 2023
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gay judas

a gay man who betrays you, like judas did to jesus
*sees your gay friend rolling around in money when he told you he was broke*
"gay judas!"
by lilliankaushtupper June 16, 2022
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judas juices

The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences
Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."
by QDSFM September 03, 2016
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Judas Kiss

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact
“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”
by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023
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Judas a guy who everyone loves sometimes he’s a bit down so every may 21 give some love to your friend Judas
Friend: OMG IS THAT JUDAS
other friend: yea why?
Friend: todays national Judas appreciation day

Other friend: oh let’s go appreciate him
*runs up to Judas and gives him gifts and stuff*
by A local freak May 22, 2022
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Judas

Simply a traitor, usually for their own gain/profit. As known biblically, judas was the narc of jesus so he could get a few coins. This type of traitor is willing do do anything to get what they want, and sometimes dont even know it. It gets tricky at that point because if it is a situation with two people then one is usually manipulating the other into being a judas, which is like judas^2 or something… point is a judas is a traitor, the worst of their kind
“Hey man my best friend was getting with my girlfriend while we were dating”
“Ugh. What a judas
by minecraftpinksheep420 January 29, 2022
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Juda

A homosexual in denial.

can also be known as juju or j(g)ay
"who's the guy who keeps posting kpop idols on his instagram story"
"oh he's a Juda, his sister didn't have a colleen hoover book he could steal and show off"
by Galenenenee November 03, 2022
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