james joyce

a fuckquit with really long legs

Holy shit James Joyce looks like a giraffe

by giraffe333 June 4, 2017

Joyce

Verb: To carry out a task with hilarious and/or disastrous results.

Timmy pulled a Joyce when he went to his exams without any pens, then finding out he had no exams to begin with.

Michael Joyced up when he relieved his bowels in the department store display toilets, only then to make it worse by telling the manager that he had broken said toilet as it would no longer flush.

by SneakyHorse January 23, 2012

Jim Joyce'd

1) When something special is taken away by an obvious misdeed.

2) In reference to MLB Umpire Jim Joyce who blew a call at 1st base on the last out of what would have been a perfect Game by a Detroit Tigers pitcher. It was very obvious that the player was out even in real time depsite the replays that also proved it.

3) When an athlete or team is robbed of something special by an offical. Any blown call in a sporting event!

Becky just got Jim Joyce'd in her bid for the piece of art at the auction despite her bid gesture which was overlooked by the auctioneer.

by CrazyCurt June 3, 2010

Joyce Byers

Joyce is a crazy mom who mAkEs EvErY tHiNg SoUnD lIKe ThE eNd Of ThE gOd DaMn WoRlD

Joyce Byers-
season 1: where is my son?!
season 2: what is wrong with my boy?!
season 3: why are my magnets falling of my damn fridge?!

by StrangerThingsStan August 11, 2019

Joyce

OMG... if you don't know Joyce i feel sorry for you. Joyce is a very beautiful girl, tall, blond, and has hazel eyes. She is absolutely the best person ever. Her body is incredible because she is a sporty girl and love to play/ watch sports. Don’t mistake Joyce as a innocent girl either... she can beat you up at anytime so don't try her or her friends. She may seem like a cute girly girl, but your in trouble if you try to do anything to her. She is a very good friend and you can depend on her whenever. She’s got your back anytime, anywhere, so keep her forever. Oh and she is absolutely the best girlfriend ever. She’s loving and caring and loves to see you as happy as possible and dont worry if you break up, most of the time she will love to stay friends with you. She doesn’t envy people because she knows its not right and its very hard to go down on her enemy list. If you make her mad, then you must have really pissed her off. If you know Joyce KEEP HER FOREVER!!!!!

Boy 1: Holy shit... who’s that steaming hot girl!!!
Boy 2: bruh thats Joyce... every guy wants HER.
Boy 3: Thats some wifey matteral right there. That girls soo sweet and adorable

by GotNameHere September 23, 2020

Joycel

a little bird that wont stop leaving you alone.

"Dude, that joycel keeps bothering me"

by POOPfaaaacexD July 13, 2006

Jim Joyce

A very good umpire, unlike most umpires nowadays. He made ONE ACCIDENTAL CALL at first base, which could have given Armando Galarraga a perfect game. As a result, brainless Detroit Tigers fans start making up slanderous lies about Joyce, and some of them want him lynched. Cuckoo...

He even apologized for making a MISTAKE. WE'RE HUMANS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME. Even Armando knew that he made a mistake. It doesn't matter though: Armando still got the perfect game, even if it doesn't say so in the books.

Tigers fan: MAN FUCK JIM JOYCE I WANT HIM LYNCHED!!!!!! LYNCHED!!!!!!!!
Me: Calm down, you fucking brainless retard. He made a damn mistake, for Christ's sake. Give him a break...

by JimJoyceisalegend June 3, 2010