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Jim Joyce 

DEFINED:
To fuck up a persons goal, or lifelong achievement in a way so they fairly achieve their dream, but you are in fact a prick and completely fuck it over and steal it from them. you are a fucker and everyone hates you.

Background:
Jim Joyce missed an obvious out in a Detroit Tigers and Cleveland Indians game on June 2nd, 2010. Armando Galarraga, the pitcher for the Tigers, had 26 consecutive outs and had 1 more out for a perfect game, the ultimate achievement in baseball. The call was obvious; the Cleveland runner was out but Jim Joyce called him safe. The runner was out by more than a stride length, a easy call for a little league softball umpire. Joyce is 55 years old and already showing signs of Alzheimers, while every baseball follower wants to slaughter him, so accordingly his future isn't looking too bright.
Oh shit man, you totally Jim Joyce'd that call right there!
Jim Joyce by binsin June 3, 2010
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owain joyce 

An absolute cunt with a tiny cock.
Oh my god! Hi DAN! HI conor! Hi Owain joyce!
owain joyce by Livvy May November 8, 2014
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moist joyce 

when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.
I love to see moist joyce
moist joyce by joe blow November 11, 2004

Marina Joyce 

Marina Joyce is fucking retarded
Marina Joyce by Pakemun July 30, 2016

Mike Joyce 

The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.
Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!
Mike Joyce by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021

lovely joyce 

having a beauty that appeals to the heart or mind as well as to the eye, as a person or a face. she's the epitome of perfection.
Lovely Joyce is really pretty.
lovely joyce by ylona_name June 8, 2021

Eamonn joyce 

Man you look like an eamonn Joyce

Bruh
Eamonn joyce by Frat girl11 August 22, 2022