This man looks like McLovin from the superbad movie. This man got a perm because he’s lived with a bowl cut his entire life. Bro gets 3 Arizona watermelon ice tea’s every day.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT MCLOVIN FROM SUPERBAD
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.
by B3nz_ February 15, 2024
by NotSoCoolDoor November 23, 2021
A fucking cunt of a man who is as skinny is a stick and lit doesn't have any friends. His dick is 2 inches and he's barely 3 feet tall. His ego is larger than his bank account. He's hella ugly but thinks he's special cuz a hottie chose him. Lit a douchebag and likes bodyshaming his exes. Deserves to die in the deepest pits of hell. Is a walking red flag who's bestie is a girl... EW. His parents are fucking ugly, just like his personality. FUCKING CUNT.
Joaquin has a micropenis
by iloveme24893250 December 18, 2023
He has a big dick, he is probably a Joaquin
by tukcherofav November 22, 2021
by xYourGirlForeverx September 15, 2021
Joaquin also sometimes goes by jack he will light up your life and turn your bad days around he will always make sure you know that he loves you and check in on you everyday he is the most amazing human being you will ever meet
Joaquin is an amazing person i love him
by Urmomsdom April 14, 2022