BARK BARK BARK AWOOGA MEOW this man is so fine and hot and beautiful and sexy and pretty and everything. I am his wife + pet + everything else. he's lazy and so what I'm kinda into that <3 I will shower this man with love and dedication MWAHHHHHH
"woah! Have you heard of that one guy named Jing yuan from honkai star rail??"
"Hell yeah and he can star RAIL me (hahah get it)"
"Hell yeah and he can star RAIL me (hahah get it)"
by lunaur February 15, 2023

Whenever you and another individual dig up a close deceased Relative (Said relative must be uncircumcised) and harvest their Foreskin to knit quilts and other things of that nature. You can also use the newly harvested Foreskin to Dock, by Sewing the patchy Foreskin to you and said other persons own Penises as a connector (resembling that of a Chinese finger trap) and Going forwards and backwards as you would when doing traditional docking techniques.
by BigStinkySock December 18, 2024

Cute and adorable girl, easy to attract innocent boys, short girl and like to act innocent, always think about dirty minded stuff. Best to pair with guys name Derrick
by R4bt March 6, 2023

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.
"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.
"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020
