The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.
by Long_Smelly_Cobb June 14, 2019
1. A doggy-style variant. The female is mounted from behind while the male rows her arms like a Jew in the annual Cambridge-Oxford Regatta. As co(ck)swain the female is required to exclaim "Stroke, Stroke..." to encourage the male.
Archaic: An arbitrary term describing any hetero-erotic act(s).
Archaic: An arbitrary term describing any hetero-erotic act(s).
"I had Ashley in the Jewish Rowboat and I was sweating until the finish"
"Boy, she took it like a Jewish Rowboat"
"Hey baby, wanna sandpeddle my Jewish Rowboat?" (see sandpeddle)
"Boy, she took it like a Jewish Rowboat"
"Hey baby, wanna sandpeddle my Jewish Rowboat?" (see sandpeddle)
by Redneck Rabbi September 25, 2011
The act of a jew preforming High class Trickery, which often involves money beeing stolen by the performing jew. Victims of Jewish Trickery often find themselves deprived of anything they owned before the act of the aforementioned Trickery. Agression is often linked with acts of Jewish Trickery as well as Depression.
David: did you see Joshua perform Jewish trickery on ellie?
Nancy: yes now her wallet, house and car are gone .
David: damn i hate Jews.
Nancy: yes now her wallet, house and car are gone .
David: damn i hate Jews.
by Marx's March 26, 2017
A large amount of money payed for in coins, usually in quarters, but doesn't exclude to pennies, nickles, and dimes.
Person 1: Dude, my boss left out $10 bucks from paycheck this week. When I told him, he told me it was a mistake and, instead of writing out another check for $10 bucks, he just gave it to me in real money. Yeah, all in coins.
Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck
Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck
by MetalheadJoe666 June 27, 2010
To set fire to, and burn down completely (arson) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud).
"Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."
or
"Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house."
or
"Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house."
by josefresco March 13, 2008
by the hebrew hammer aka shlomo ripsenthal March 06, 2004
Free ham.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 03, 2005