Jesse

Jesse is someone who always tells a random girl named Daniela that she smells like peanut butter and is annoying and cannot edit a video

Jesse girl peanut butter annoying edit video

by Danielasmellslikepenutbutter October 27, 2019

Jesse

A smart, hilarious, talented person. They never fail to make you smile and they radiate happy energy. Their smile is the cutest and they always look good. They give the best hugs, so don't hesitate to ask for one. They always take risks, never giving up a moment in life.

If you meet a Jesse, hold them close in your life and appreciate them, they're one of the best people you'll meet.

Jesse's are always kind and so cute! My boyfriend's name is Jesse, and he just makes me melt.

by nani :) April 10, 2019

Jesse

A fat ass nigga who is always talking shit but cant control himself

This nigga jesse needs to shut the fuck up

by Bommbnigga February 5, 2017

Jesse

Man whore, egotistical asshole, perverted dick, who flirts with every girl, and then when he gets them he treats him like shit.

Everyone fucking hates Jesse.

by DrDudemister April 3, 2019

Jesse

A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's

jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny

by cactus101 October 16, 2008

Jesse

A person who is madly in love with another person(usually of the opposite sex) but is unable to be with them for whatever reason. They then tell said person that they no longer wish to remain in contact or be friends in order to get over such feelings of self pitty. Within 2 days however they fail to stick to their guns and go crawling back with his/her tail between his/her legs.

"mate, told him i don't wana chat anymore"
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."

by sophie_jayne February 9, 2008

Jesse

A midget that looks and sounds like a demented Weasel, that suffers from Erectile Dysfunction, likes Anal, usually has a penis no longer than 2 - 3 Inches and likes to dream about fucking Animals.

Damn! That guy is acting like a Jesse.

by The Pussy Cat September 26, 2015