Jeni Up

to befriend someone at a sporting event

I was running a race in the dark, but I jenied up with Sheila and we ran the rest of the race together.

Why don't you jeni up to the guy stretching by that tree? He's hot.

by solesista February 5, 2010

Jenifer

inside Jenifer Al kh. Is a Sweet, beautiful, smart person from the inside and outside. Brakes lots of hearts. If your not that confident, strong,perfect man, u'll end up with a broken heart... Yeah i'm talking about you

Person : Jenifer broke my heart bro

His friend: it happened to a lot of us.....

by Black angel of death April 6, 2018

Leeroy Jenkins

to spontaniously run head first into FAIL.
you have only acomplished a Leeroy Jenkins when you epically fail at something almost instantely and spectacularly and then state 'at least i have chicken'

come on guys lets do this, LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!! (FAIL)
wow what a leeroy jenkins

by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010

jack-off jenkies

The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.

I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.

Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?

Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!

by Bwillo April 12, 2011

Jenkins

One who is prone to accidents; a person who breaks glass objects frequently.

Damn it Chris! You just broke another glass you Jenkins!

You just Jenkinsed my favorite sunglasses!

by McMoney February 9, 2008

Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.

Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!

by The OSJ October 20, 2009

jankie

Used to describe someone's character or behavior in a derogatory manner. Also to describe something that is bad or messed up.

"Man, can you believe he pulled that shit, he is one jankie-ass mother-fucker"

"Dude, they sold you some jankie shit this time"

by Dan Oglesby April 7, 2004