jabber

an open instant messaging standards protocol, based on xmpp (extensible messaging and presence protocol)

i updated my jabber client this morning, and it's looking great.

by milk October 6, 2003

Jabbergasm

What immediately fallows jabberwanking while still on the phone. The end result of jabberwanking.

Melisa: are u jabberwanking?

Mark: IIIII waaas here comes the jabbergasmmmm spwshhhhhhhahhhhhhhh! pause Im sorry what?

by cplelliott September 10, 2009

Jabbersnack

one level up from amazing, a term to describe something outrageously good where amazing or awesome do not suffice

That meal was jabbersnack

by GayGay20 April 21, 2011

jabbergasted

To have been forced into a pained, bewildered state of catatonia because you could not escape a conversation where someone would just not shut up.

Josh is way too into Nickelback. He just broke down the philosophical points of all their hits for 3 hours, and left me jabbergasted.

by anglidediablo April 30, 2011

Jaber

A very nice guy, who can do everything. The dick is biggest of us all

Jaber have a big dick

by Jajaindee February 23, 2017

Janberd

The fly-est man known in the universe

Do you know about Janberd? He's fly as fuck

by debestemanterwereld4234234 February 16, 2018

Jambe a part

To be a "leg apart" is to be an integral part of a system while maintaining one's individuality in regard to said system.

You are a jambe a part! I hate my job, how do you live?!

by Ted 42 August 3, 2019