jailen

the absolute hottest person. knows how to make a girl smile. He’s also super smart.

did you see jailen the other day!! absolute hottie

by fattyyyy February 10, 2019

jailbreak

to crack an iPhone so it can run 3rd party programs. just like how you were able to install other programs w/PSP

noob: dude, u gotta update your iPhone, the new patch is awesome
guy: screw that, I'm waiting for someone to jailbreak the new patch so I can run my games

by inoesomestuff December 6, 2007

Jailhouse lawyer

A prisoner who has not practice law or had any legal training, but is disposed to a lengthy discussion of his legal rights and those of other inmates

He's always has something to complain about. He's such a jailhouse lawyer.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2009

conversation jailer

One who won't stop talking, typically in a social scene. The type of person you make up an excuse to get away from.

Sorry I wasn't back earlier, but that conversation jailer Eddie wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by Drparty November 9, 2008

jailarity

A hilarious situation that results in jail time. Usually by ensuing.

Man with knife tries to rob bank. Guards have guns. Jailarity ensues.

by uftheory September 8, 2003

Hook-Up (Jail)

Prison slang for a meal, cooked up by inmates in a sink with hot water, consisting of multiple foods from commissary to create something that tastes better and is more unique and filling than these items alone. Commissary foods are typically limited and simplistic easy-to-prepare foods or snack foods, so some creativity is needed.

Common foods used in a hook-up are:
- 'Soups' (Ramen Noodles)
- Cheese or Cheese-Based Dips (Jalapeno Dip, etc.)
- Mayonnaise Packets
- Chips or Ritz-type Crackers
- Preserved Meats (Summer Sausage, Sardines, Beef Jerky, Tuna Fish, etc.)
- Etc.

A molie is a version of a hook-up which is made from sweet foods only, rolled in a dough made from crushed up cookies and water.

Hook-Up (Jail):

1. "You goin' in on the hook-up tonight?"

2. "Go holla at ya cellie and see if he got some sardines or tuna for the hook-up."

3. "Throw in a honey bun on this snack hook-up."

by BR Phat March 4, 2013

Jail bait

a female below the legal age of sexual consent

That girl is obviously jail bait. How can you not see that?

by Light Joker October 14, 2005