Jake Paul

A cancerous toad who has nothing better to do than uselessly beef with his brother, Logan Paul and sit in his white-boy mansion ruining children’s minds. Also known as “you thot”, “egotistical bastard” and “that dick”
Retard: I like Jake Paul
Sane person: you should die
Sane person is in the right here, no matter what

Note that an incorrect usage of “Jake Paul” is when it is used positively in a sentence. E.g. “Jake Paul is alright” does not make sense as the word has been used positively in a sentence.
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Jake Paul,another word for cancer
Oh shit,I have Jake Paul
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Jake Paul a man that doesn't understand anything about life, he thinks he is a god amongst men but in reality, he's a egotistical prick that has the worldest smallest micro penis. He's ego is literally bigger than his dick, he's knowledge for Geography is absolutely insane, because England is not a city it's a country, He has a bunch of "Friends" that back him up, but their just there to get as much fame as they can get while they with him. His fans the "Jake Paulers" are girls that don't have boyfriends and young children that think his raps are the "shit" when in reality he puts 30 words together that rhyme well but make no fucking sense, I loose my brain cells from listening to his track "IT'S EVERYDAY BRO!" Know I know why aliens don't come to Earth... This is why, "Jakey"and his "friends" along with his fans. If you've watched him this long and you're his fan, please bash your head in with a baseball bat because that does less damage than his songs...
The youtube ad-crisis never happened because of pewdiepie, but because of Jake paul just joining the site. Let's watch Jake Paul fall, and Pewds get 100 Million subscribers and then let's see Jake Paul surpass Pewds
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When one is acting as if they were little underbred children, setting random things on fire, being rude to others, and harassing the neighborhood while not feeling any sort of guilt for their actions.
They also don't accept the fact that they could be wrong in any way; acting all intelligent while actually being retarded.
Yo, are you doing the Jake Paul again?
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the STUPIDEST most DUMBMEST most RETARDEDist rapper of all time. dont get hypnotized by him (no hate)
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