e-jacker

someone who jacks off on webcam for random, or unwilling girls. Usually becuase they are desperatly horny. Nobody likes an e-jacker

I told Tyler i didnt wanna see him jack off, but he did anyways! He's suck an e-jacker

by makennachristinee January 14, 2009

wife-jacker

a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.

'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'

by tnuk<- April 17, 2009

Flask Jacket

A jacket with a pocket on the inside, the perfect size for a drinking flask.
Useful when attending school, funerals, in-laws, court, etc.

I knew I couldn't get through that hearing without a drink, so I threw on my Flask Jacket, tossed in a flask of Jack Daniel's, and off I went.

by XioClone October 20, 2009

pack jacker

one who jacks packs or one who steals backpacks

I left my backpack unattended for 1 minute. When I came back, I saw that Katie stole my pack. Katie is a pack jacker.

by Double K Pack Jackers October 20, 2011

Cosby Jacket

The arrest record of a serial rapist or sex offender ("Jacket" being an acronym for a criminal history file). A play on the infamous "Cosby Sweater".

An in-depth background check on the school janitor revealed a Cosby Jacket hidden in his closet.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

jihad jacket

A jihad jackets is a jacket with explosives sewn into it, commonly used as a means for a suicide bombing.

His YouTube channel was on how to make

fireworks, not jihad jackets to blow up the local market.

by Waldosan July 25, 2017

shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes

by Streetworx June 12, 2018