Juicer

A hard-hitting punch, possibly a hay-maker, but can also be several consecutive punches with the full intention of fucking an opp up.

"Bro got handed some mega fucking juicers and got packed up."
"She laid out a juicer to that fool for talking back."

by TheuTheOne September 10, 2025

Juicer

Someone who squeezes stuff out of their friends through constant whining and passive aggressive complaining.

Dude stop being a juicer, i know you have money for taco bell, im not giving you any.

by The Real Ariana Grande December 3, 2018

Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.

*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

Juicer

A juicer is a drunk. She's juiced.

You know you only got juiced (u juicer)in it (your college). Now you have to get used to it.
See Bob Dylan

by Yurassisdragon February 20, 2020

jolly juicer

A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.

Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!

Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!

by SirPoopMyPantsAlot August 9, 2010

shaft juicer

A really wet fuck

I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!

by chisel chest May 17, 2014

Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.

My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.

by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024