New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024
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Juicer

HE HAS A BIG JUICER
by BIGJUICERS3UD June 1, 2022
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Big juicer

Cock with much cum inside ready to squirt out like a cannonball
Becky :” get ur big juicer out I wanna feel that rush inside my cichy
Nigel:” yes baby I’ll get it ready for u to juices it out
by Cichy club January 2, 2022
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shaft juicer

I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!
by chisel chest May 17, 2014
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Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.
by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024
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Carrot Juicer

When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.
Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.
by Carmengogh October 27, 2021
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turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!
by Piperrydes May 3, 2022
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