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juggalo

An often marginalized youth identifying with the music, values, and propaganda of a musical group called the Insane Clown Posse.
Man 1: My son is going through a phase.

Man 2: Oh?

Man 1: Yeah, he likes this rap group called The Insane Clown Posse. He listens to their music at high volumes, wears their t-shirts which have logos of human silhouettes running with hachets or sinister clown faces, refers to himself as a 'juggalo', speaks of strange dogmas, and insists on buying a sort of pop called 'faygo'.

Man 2: Hmm, that's weird.
by giggles78 March 21, 2010
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Juggalo Holocaust

The Saving of the American Person.
Juggalo's claim to not be a gang but they never fight their own battles so they get their juggalo "homies" to fight for them.

The Juggalo Holocaust is a good thing its people grouping up and taking out the groups of juggalos.

AND IT IS REAL!.
"man mcl f**k haters juggablow for life" -juggalo
"F**k that! JUGGALO HOLOCAUST!" -savior
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"Icp rules im a juggalo" -Little dirty kid with no friends
"well the juggalo holocaust is here" -savior
"thats not real" little dirty kid again
"how do you think your brother died?" -savior
"tumor!" - dirty kid
"nah it was this" -savior
*takes the kid out*
by TheTruther1 July 14, 2009
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juggalo ninja

The combination of two sad obsessions of suburban teens with no real problems: Insane Clown Posse and Ninjutsu.

Not to be confused with an actual ninja. For all their ego and bogus mysticism, someone who's actually studied ninjutsu can probably kick your ass handily.
"Wicked Clowns, homie, I'm the juggalo ninja, I'll fuck your ass up as long as I'm home before 9 so my moms won't ground me!"
by NotJuggalo December 24, 2012
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Juggalo/Juggalette

awwwww, a Juggalo/Juggalette!!! how cute!

yo yo yo yo yo i'm DOWN WITH THE CLOWN (smh)
by rodriguez September 20, 2005
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Juggalo

A group of horribly misguided whiggers who worship Psychopathic records and the originators of this putrid label- The Insane Clown Posse (also known as the "Insane Clown Pussies" or simply as "the fags"). Members often claim to be misunderstood and through this misunderstanding find reconciliation and commonality in the "Dark carnival." This carnival is a theme often used on Insane Clown Posse's records. In truth however, the main attraction for Juggalos is the disasterously awful and depraved music itself, which consists mainly of songs featuring such uplifting and profound subjects as: decapitation, stabbing, beating and of course killing. Traditions within this sect include: the dawning of evil clown makeup, spraying bottles of soda pop called "Faygo," on other members, styling their hair in a manner best suited for circus chimps, attacking smaller or unarmed people with hatchets and knives, eating human fecal matter, shouting whoop whoop as a bozo rallying cry. Directionless, often drug addicted, many Juggalos experience a shift in priority as they reach an older age. This is most often triggered by a realization that they have spent a great deal of time and effort supporting the lowest dreggs of society and in doing so becoming not renegades, but in fact the systems version of a virtual jail house sissy.
A man beat up his son for calling himself a Juggalo as the people rightly applauded and smiled with satisfaction at the sight of such a worthy and justified meltdown/rampage.
by truth fan June 12, 2009
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Juggalo

The product of our highly modernizing world's effect on the ignorant, low, human. They represent regression in almost every sense. They paint their faces, are aggressive, travel in packs, abide (supposedly) by a simplistic code of rules, and tell all those non-juggaloes that juggalos live a happier and freer life.
Comparable to a cult, Juggaloism began most likely by a whigger who was tired of trying to fit in, so he created his own clique with his other whigger friends. This spread from town to town, from whigger to whigger, eventually creating a cult that compares in size to even Scientology.
Eventually they began to start musical groups (bands by no means) in which they would express their whigger desires by rapping poorly to simplistic beats.
*note that in these groups, they still wear their face paint, and typically rap about how "insane" and "individual" they are, when they are obviously just idiots who are slaves to society.

For anyone who has read Lord of the Flies, their culture can easily be compared to the society Jack creates; irrational, barbaric, and short.
by nono yawns December 3, 2007
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JUGGALO

A piece of shit that's so obscure it can't be flushed.
"Yo is that a piece of shit?"
"Naw just a juggalo
by Crumpkinator September 23, 2009
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