Jim Moriarty is the sexiest, most annoying yet badass villain you will ever gaze your Sherlockian eyes before. He is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. Jim Moriarty is the cause of some of the best Fanfictions ever. He is a huge massive bitch but god damnit, he's a sexy mother f**ker.
Jim Moriarty: "Hahaha look I'm evil!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
by Johnlock_is_Bae September 01, 2015
That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 04, 2019
verb; to Jim Jordan someone
Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
by Johnronjohnson January 25, 2022
an absolute sex bomb of a man, a man of the people and a man of the women. he is some man for one man, and is famous for his inspiring quote "if you can't lift her don't shift her"
this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.
an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.
this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.
an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.
niamh gallagher: ooh im from Donegal
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit
by celtnash April 03, 2021
The throbbing, burning sensation you get in your ear after a very long phone call from somebody who just won't stop talking- usually called Jim. It is worse when the person on the other end speaks quietly, making you push the phone hard into your ear to listen.
by hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa March 24, 2015
The new up-and coming actor that stars in the new film Across The Universe. He was born in 1981 in London, England and is a former member of the National Youth Music Theatre. He studied at the University of Salford's School of Media, Music, and Performance. Had done a few TV movies before he got his big break in Across The Universe, which he sang all live on the set of the film. He considered himself a musician before he really considered himself an actor and was in a band that consisted of seven members. He will soon be seen in the upcoming films "The Other Boleyn Girl" with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanssan. And in "21" with Kate Bosworth.
by Delaney Montez November 13, 2007
A new slang term for a sketchy person who exhibits predatorial characterstics.
Typically fits the sneaky style (hoodies, sunglasses, etc.)
Typically fits the sneaky style (hoodies, sunglasses, etc.)
by Mordecca September 13, 2018