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lumberjim (see also LJ, Ljim, Jimbo)

1.pn.\ A Jim of unmatched burliness and machismo. Akin to a LumberJack, but much more refined and worldly.

2. adj.\ one who creates havoc around himself.
"Boy, that Arnold Schwartzenegger is almost as manly as Lumberjim"
by Sick Amore' April 17, 2004
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Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise illegal or reckless actions (that usually involves killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.
Although Israel as the right to defend itself, its actions in Lebanon are an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.
by Del360 September 8, 2008
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general jimbo

1. the act of relaxation in a social situation; 2. Dicking around in history class while your teacher draws crazy shit on the board. 3. The physical representation of lethargy
"What're you doing today?"
"Aw, nothing, just some general jimbo."
by Smags May 25, 2009
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Static Jimbo

A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).
Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"

Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"

Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."

Jamie "Oh nice."
by Grubbielove January 8, 2010
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lil jimbo

your little member whom usually does most of your thinking
i put my lil jimbo into sallys twat
by molder08 March 18, 2003
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fucking jimbo

When a ping pong ball goes under the couch, resulting in an inconvenience to the players
Player 1: Wheres the ball?
Player 2: Under the couch...
Player 1: FUCKING JIMBO!
by weeeeeeson November 7, 2010
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Sweet Jimbo

A Sweet Jimbo is when you don’t clean up after jizzing all over your own meat and 2 veg, and let the cume dry, forming a frost-bitten look of crusty dried cume on your private bits
Girl 1: So I get over to his place and find him waiting for me on the dining room table, legs akimbo, and he'd given himself a Sweet Jimbo like I'm supposed to be impressed... I mean he IS huge so it's impressive but like...

Girl 2: I'm frothin' at the gash!

Girl 1: Girl, you nasty.
by JimboJango November 28, 2018
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