J.P. Losman

Worst quarterback in Bills hsitory, making Rob Johnson, and even Vince Ferragamo look good by comparison.

J.P. Losman threw another interception, God, he sucks.

by rollthebones April 14, 2009

L.O.J

Leader of the Job !

LM is the one and only L.O.J

by microsoft excel staff October 27, 2011

J.K. Loling

Openly making jokes about Harry Potter related books/movies in front of fans and responding with "J.K. Loling" in order to prevent that said fan from hating you.

In short: "I'm just kidding. Your reaction was funny, though."

guy: dude the harry potter movies suck, i could play the characters so much better even without a script, they are all stupid they suck so much

fan: WTF MAN IMMA KILL U

guy: J.K. Loling

by ssplice November 4, 2010

Loo-J

To receive a blow-job in a bathroom.

Dude I just went to the bathroom and this chick followed me and I totally got a Loo-J.

by LaWale Sampson June 10, 2011

Logan j

Logan j is the most bad ass motherfucker you’ll ever meet. He’s hot, sexy, attractive, muscular, and has a two foot shlong dong that ur mom sucks dry every week. He is popular at school and gets all the bitches no matter what. But don’t piss him for because he has the power of anime on his side. First he will fuck you up so hard you won’t move for a week. Then He will move on to your sister. Secretly she loves these short little sessions of him railing her tight ass with his two foot dong. When he’s done there will be pools of c*m all over the floor. So he calls the milf cleaning lady and they have a threesome. So that basically sums up a Logan. He’s also sort of a chad and a huge simp.

Damn look at that Logan j
Oh no Logan’s j going to fuck you up real hard
I heard that Logan j has a two foot shlong dong

by badboisUpReMe May 7, 2022

L.O.A.J.P.

It's getting very cold in vegas and I'M Leaving On A Jet Plane "L.O.A.J.P." and giving the streets back to those who want them but don't deserve them.

It's getting very cold in vegas and I'M Leaving On A Jet Plane "L.O.A.J.P." and giving the streets back to those who want them but don't deserve them.

by GUARDIAN Of a Nation "Goan" November 18, 2021

J.K. Lowling

J.K. Rowling, Author of the popular Harry Potter books, when she's fucking with the minds of her fans regarding new releases, e.g. teasing about new possible books, Pottermore information, etc.

Samantha, Rabid Fangirl: GODDAMNIT I GOT AN EMAIL FROM POTTERMORE AND I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE BETA BUT IT WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT I WILL BE GETTING ANOTHER EMAIL THAT WILL BE THE ACTUAL EMAIL. THEN I GOT ANOTHER EMAIL AND IT WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY WERE PREPARING TO SEND THE EMAIL. FUCK.

Ryan: Yup, that author is just bein' J.K. Lowling like crazy.

by Apokamptos August 29, 2011