iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Iranians

Oooooh! I hear the fucked the Iron Dome!

Hym "Did they do the thing!? Did the Iranians do the thing!? Straight line, scattershot, straight line, scatter shot! Did they do it? That would be hilarious! Right!? I told you I could break the dome! You know, they call me the 'Child of War.' in Japan! Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2025

Iraniancel

Mogger of Moggers. 8 PSL, 100 Harmony.

Girl 1: Oh my gawwd, have you seen Iraniancel? He is the hawtest man on earth!

Girl 2: Yass queeen, I would do anything to shd!

by JustSomeRandomHTB September 18, 2025

Iranian Plummer

When making the sex and you work in a fist and a foot into someone's ass. Plunging so deep and hard, as if you were pumping for oil.

Bro, I still can't wash the smell off from when we teamed up and gave that rando an Iranian plummer last week.

by DigitalYokai December 25, 2025

IRANIAN HAND WARMER

An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!

"Hey man, my hands are freezing. Mind unzipping and giving me an Iranian hand warmer?"

by ThePinkGlove January 24, 2026

Hostile Iranian Airspace

A somewhat rare occurrence in which you and someone you had a crush on almost dated but then had a sudden hateful relationship toward one another.

Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon March 2, 2022