Yeti infection

A yeti infection is a sexually transmitted disease that can only be spread in a very cold climate. It is most common in the northeastern United States. Symptoms included a rash, yellow pus, and other uncomfortable issues

Ever since Julia went night skiing she has had a terrible yeti infection.

by Trains to truth February 21, 2013

sql injection attack

An SQL injection attack is when someone is able to destroy your website's database because someone was too lazy to add one extra line of code that sanitizes input before sending it off to the database.

How did they do a sql injection attack? I hired the most expensive web programmer craigslist had to offer!

by Mr.M$CEO July 20, 2014

Siamese Beef Injection

The act of fornication with Siamese twins conjoined at the vagina.

Dude I totally gave those bitches a Siamese Beef Injection last night!

by beefinjection September 24, 2010

urinary text infection

when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).

ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.

What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.

by oldsport December 17, 2014

yellow finger infection

A case of paronychia an infection of the tissue folds around the nails. Usually the adjacent tissue is painful, red, and swollen. There may be pus which is usually yellow hence the name.

The yellow finger infection is often painful and disgusting to deal with.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017

Lethal Injection

The act of ejaculating inside someone while not wearing a condom when infected with HIV/AIDS.

Diamond's been known to give girls the lethal injection from time to time.

by 35 Home May 12, 2010

stapp infection

A horrible disease that is a result of listening to Scott Stapp sing. The disease renders victims def and on occasion causes bleeding from one's ears.

"I can't hear you. I listened to Creed and got a Stapp Infection."

by CryOfAchilles January 21, 2015