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information sponge

Do you like to learn? Yes, i'm an information sponge
by migady June 22, 2017
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Undisclosed Information

When you or a friend’s girlfriend asks a question that is better off being unanswered to her, you speak of it as undisclosed information, preventing you or your friend the emotional stress of her knowing while simultaneously not lying to her face.
Tanner: Oh man your totally gonna give it to her at Prom
Jaylah: What is he going to do?
Logan: I will undisclosed this undisclosed information at undisclosed place during undisclosed time period.
Jaylah: Goddamnit
by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017
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Total Information Awareness

The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.
Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.
by Elitist January 20, 2004
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Informational

It was very informational when you told me the correct word to use was informative.
by jennapwndu October 23, 2009
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Informant

"Don't say sh*t to the popo! Snitches get stitches."

"Police Informants are Snitches Rat. Snitches end up in ditches."
by WeedSmokinMilf August 11, 2014
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Information Systems

The major for people that aren't smart enough to handle computer science.

Typically involving idiots that want to work for a large company, sit in a cubicle, and work for people that don't typically understand a thing about computers (other than the fact that they can look at pr0n with them).

This is usually ok as a typical IS major is only a notch or two above their computer illiterate coworkers.

Typical IS tasks: Helping their boss figure out how to change the font on their word document, creating a 'database' using an Excel spreadsheet, helping their boss erase the lemonparty.com history item off their workstation.

While not all IS majors are bad or stupid people, the sad truth is that the bad and stupid ones often end up in charge of actual computer scientists because they 'know tech'
I wanted to work in computers but all that math, science, and actually understanding shit was too hard, so I went into Information Systems.
by Bill Krabb March 23, 2009
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Informalized

Derived from an article in a very famous newspaper that described a practise as "informally formalized." To formalize a practise at the working level, without official sanction.
The manual didn't cover how to submit product concerns, so we've informalized the process of submitting product concerns by email.
by ybar August 8, 2019
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