Shit in my grandmothers mouth

‘Do you remember how frigid my bitch used to be? Well last night she let me take her up the chocolate factory!’

‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

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It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

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Get the It’s my mouthmug.

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical

by AntichamberYellow February 13, 2024

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Get the come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romanticalmug.

Pee in my moms mouth

Yes

Yes pee in my moms mouth

by Crempent December 2, 2019

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it’s my mouth

The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.

Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

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Get the it’s my mouthmug.

Cook My Mouth Krabs

1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.

Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"

by Best Person Ever Really+ Jack October 30, 2010

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