Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.

Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!

by Preacher-Man January 01, 2021

immaculate conception academy

Icgay ass school known for having ugly bitches coz they be the ones getting caught up. work. ugly ass uniforms period.

Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.

by yb_thenun October 17, 2019

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 02, 2015

Immaculant

Unnecessarily large

“his dick was NOT immaculant”

by jefferson ligma March 12, 2022

immaculant

When something is overtly large

Person 1: Did you eat a lot of food?
Person 2: Yeah, the meal was immaculant.

by Jeffery69 March 12, 2022

Immaculated

When something has been cleaned and / organised / done up to the highest standard.

"Wow, that house has been well and truly immaculated"

"The only way your going to get a good offer on your house is its thoroughly immaculated"

"The inside of that car was a tip! Its been completely immaculated now.

by AnchorG June 09, 2022

Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 16, 2013