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I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.
Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.
by Holytweak June 29, 2024
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Imaginary Haters Syndrome

It's what people have when they are obsessed with and compulsively insist on playing the victim and keep on bragging that they have haters that keep on hating and abusing them. The said haters can be questionable as they could be based on their own imaginations.
That Eden singer sure has a chronic Imaginary Haters Syndrome. She's still gonna use it as her personality even if she might have future appearances in Eurovision, overshadowing her "talent" and sportsmanship and respect among her fellow artists. Can be connected to having delusions.
by basedonfacts July 13, 2024
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Imaginary Control Theory

The radical idea that the most powerful forces in society—Money, Individual rights, and Nation-States—are collective hallucinations we all agree to believe in. A dollar bill is just paper; a border is just a line; your "freedom" is just a story. Jiang's theory states that power is the ability to control these shared fictions and make them feel real and immutable. The most successful elites are the master world-builders who can create a new "imaginary" (like cryptocurrency or a new national identity) and get millions to buy into it.
Example: "Imaginary Control Theory explains Bitcoin: it's a new shared fiction of value, created from nothing, that competes with the old fiction of the U.S. dollar. The 'truth' is just whichever story more people believe and enforce. It's all a meta-game of make-believe with tanks and bank accounts."
by Abzugal January 24, 2026
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