Facebook illusion

When a person's Facebook pictures look better than the person actually looks

Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics

Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion

by kilam345 January 24, 2012

Illusions delusions

Allusion of delusion to illusion in hallucination and general thinking

Illusions delusions:
I've tried AND on yah hot SUM no go oh how I've tried.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Ringworm Illusion

when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. This ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.

i looked at my wiener and saw the Ringworm Illusion, and almost passed out.

by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Stripper Illusion

Someone’s bust and bum are so big that it makes the tummy area look smaller or nonexistent.

This is named after the exotic dancers because most of them have these features.

She has a fupa, it’s the stripper illusion.

by GhettoMaryMary May 12, 2020

Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

Holmaf illusion

The Holmaf illusion is a famous illusion discovered by Mike Hawk.

1: Hey wanna see the Holmaf illusion with me?
2: What's the Holmaf illusion?
3: Hold ma fucking balls in yo mouth.

by spookianne September 21, 2023