Hulu and ice cream

The opposite of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching Netflix and having intercourse with someone you decide to have a night to yourself and masterbate vigorously.

Guy 1:Hey man what you up to tonight?

Guy 2: I don't know, it's been a long day so probably stay at home and Hulu and ice cream.

Guy 1:You're pathetic.

by Sneaky_Fish December 22, 2015

ice cream man

neighborhood coke dealer, nuthing less then kilos.

score a brick from the ice cream man.

by $PAZZ April 01, 2003

Steak and Ice Cream

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

by captain of lust January 02, 2009

ice Cream Truck

a secret kidnapping truck for slaves

eeeeee ice cream truck

by clipzisreewee January 07, 2020

ice cream

good tasting material made of gasoline, kerosene, napalm, sugar, milk, and apples.

i tried to put out the fire with ice cream, but it only made the fire bigger.

by applesoft March 19, 2011

Ice Cream Date

What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.

"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."

by TheFilthyGypsy September 26, 2019

Ice Cream Poacher

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.

Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.

by jpm1983 October 05, 2010