iTurd

Someone who takes forever on the toilet because they are playing on their iPhone, resulting in a scarring iRing around their bootie and irate roommates.

Eric: Randall's been on the can for an hour playing Candy Crush and I gotta go!
Jessica: He's such an iTurd!

by netman311 December 2, 2020

itufyam

A word used to describe the sexiest of males and usually is short but very very attractive 🅿️

he’s very cool and his name is itufyam🏚

by bj2splashy March 8, 2022

Chaz-itus

A very serious medical condition in which going to work causes a person to pull a Ferris Bueller for sometimes weeks on end.

Sorry dude, there was a power outage last night and it zero'd out my alarm clock. I won't be in today... I got a bad case of Chaz-itus.

by L P S March 30, 2011

Ringo-Itus

The state of a band mate that is either mediocre or underrated compared to the rest of the band.

John Paul Jones from Led Zeppelin is a great bass player, but he kinda suffers from Ringo-Itus.

by Logan (Like Utah) August 3, 2016

jake-itus

Jake-itus is went someone starts watching jake Paul vlogs and "dabs on them haters"

"You've been watching jake Paul all day!. Do you have jake-itus?"😓

by Music hits May 28, 2018

matt ryan-itus

A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.

Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.

by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022

ho-itus

The disease of becoming a ho. Many women go through this stage at some point in their lives. Most likely after they've been ravaged by a man and find out they love the penis, giving head, sex; or all of the above. After the full syndrome kicks in, it may subside, but the virus will never fully disappear, although the ho-ish tentions may subdue, they will never completely go away, much like any other virus.

You better watch out for your sister before she comes down with ho-itus.

I banged the shit out of that chick, and now she loves the cock. I guess I cause the ho-itus.

by C Dizzy. September 13, 2008